Must be able to tolerate a Special Sunflower, erratic hours, infrequent updates, and occasional deluges of text, gracefully.
Fandom in question is Slayers(/NEXT/TRY), but good, helpful bouncers are allowed to give me a prompt for another fandom and poke me with a sharp stick until I shell out.
I usually have one or two of these already, but RL swallowed them both whole, and left not even a shoe behind. I'd go get them, but RL has nasty skanky breath and my friends made T_Tface at me when I poked RL in the belly. They must have been navigating a tricky curve of intestine just then.
More than one person is ducky- the more the merrier. ♥